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here's an edited version of something i received in the mail today,

"Good news for Iraq. There's a 50 percent chance that President Bush will confuse it with Iran."
-- Craig Kilborn

"President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up."
-- Craig Kilborn

"President Bush found out something this week. Between the countries of Camaroone, Chile, Angola and Syria, Angola plays the best music when they put you on hold."
-- Craig Kilborn

"CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts ... regular, premium and unleaded."
-- Jay Leno

"Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language."
-- Jay Leno

"I read today that the president was interrupted 73 times by applause and 75 times by really big words."
-- Jay Leno

posted by ubaid - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 1:58 AM - 0 comments - post anonymously